God is an idea, he only exists as a thought, an intangible being and a state of mind that assists those who are open to it. The tangibility of God resembles a solar black hole, not the purpose of the black hole destroying matter but the idea of one. The sun, as with all the stars in the Milky Way galaxy, is thought to be orbiting a black hole because they are so dense, even though black holes are miniscule, almost nothing in size, and are only discussed in theory. God, in the same way creates an orbital attraction. Much like black holes, Hod only exsists as an idea and is only discussed in theory. A black hole is an intangible force that underlines all matter, and it has the most gravitational pull of anything known to man. God underlines all believers' emotions, and belief in God indirectly dictates all humans' actions.
Matter that is sucked into a black hole is distorted and loses all idea of time and it is believed to enter infinity. Much like black hole, the idea of a God distorts humans in both a good way and a bad way. For example, violence in the Middle East is a result from the idea of a God, and the promises that were made far in the past. Or the instinctual idea that humans have a right and wrong. God does not have control over all creation, but that illusion is created upon having something to blame when the unexpected happens, or something to praise when good happens. If anything, God is the idea a d human manifestation of all that is good in this world.
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so i apologize in advance for todays entry, its going to be slightly on the boring side. i'm just having a few personal problems. i'm not going to indulge because
a. they are personal
b. talking about other peoples problems is what got me in this predicament in the first place
so lets see...today i feel like talking about youtube.
why?
i really have no idea, i was just thinking about it as i was riding the metro because well, i have nothing better to do on the metro.
YOUTUBE.COM: swivel chair potatoes
Youtube.com, one of the newest (i could be lying, i dont remember how long its been around) forms of mind-numbing vegging. I myself find that i sit in front of the TV for endless hours, its really a nasty habbit. but youtube...my main question is, how do people find these funny videos. i mean really there are only a hand full of quality comedy videos. but not even. some of them are just that weird kind of comedy that you find yourself laughing at even though it really is not funny at all. personally, i do not spend my free time looking for funny youtube videos. the only useful purpose that youtube serves are the following:
-if you missed a TV show, in the next few hours, look for it on youtube...chances are you may find it
-songs. music videos, or just music...if you cant afford to buy it, just youtube it. also just as effective is www.last.fm but not all artists are on there, but check the site out anyways
-scenes from movies that you just cant live without watching 100 times
-reviewing commercials if you are a real marketing ploy buff
-uploading a video for a school project
-checking up on what in the world is miley and mandy are up to on their webshow now while they are...lets say not themselves
and thats about it
under no circumstances is it acceptable to sit at your computer for hours looking for the most hilarious youtube video you can find. i know that there are MUCH better things for you to be doing...heres a thought, go outside! fresh air, nature,elements, its good stuff.
but seriously people, read a book, hang out with people...anything but veg at your computer.
allright, since i have bashed youtube for the past paragraph, maybe i should say a few good words about it.
youtube is a good networking sight in which normal people like you and me can have a chance to get their word out there on the world wide web. web shows, movie reviews, or just silly things, everyone deserves their 15 minutes of fame, and youtube is the place to do it. so grab your video camera, grab your friends and get out there on the internet to put your two cents in!
that is all the good things
so i guess its time for video listings:
truth:people have different senses of humor. what i find funny, may not be funny to you. so do not, i repeat do not, blame me if these videos are not funny
allright, my personal favorites:
elmo's world behind the scenes, satan pooh, the miley and mandy show (its not funny, or good, its just interesting to watch them make total fools of themselves on the internet), blood, charlie bit my finger, he's gonna kick my ass, baltimore cop strikes again, mahna mahna (the muppets), select episodes of smosh, jesus singing i will survive,akhmed the dead terrorist, can i have yo number, worst movie lines ever, and that is all.
unacceptable videos: (these videos are not funny...at all)
candy mountain and ANY video from this series of charlie the unicorn and his friends. also, leave all the charlie's in the world alone. next time before you start quoting candy mountain, think "i wonder how many times she/he has heard this...does it annoy her/him"
this advice also applies to charlie bit my finger. i am guilty of this crime in the case of charlie bit my finger, but i have learned my lesson.
the miley and mandy show. i know i put this under acceptable videos, but truly this show is horrible. i have seen one episode and i barely made it through. not only is it ridiculously long for a show of that quality, but its stupid.
so basically the moral of the blog post is: don't spend all day looking for youtube videos, because that is such a HUGE waste of time.
i highly doubt anyone is reading this, but if you are...
what are your opinions on todays subject of youtube?
and also, if you have any particularly funny videos that you would like to share, or if you have a video that you have made, send me the link and ill post them!
and if you are reading: thank you!
i really appreciate it you guys!
sayonara
~Natasha
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