spanish

so i kind of got a request for a new post, or rather a comment reminding me that i havent posted in a while.  Im taking it as a request for more posts considering it did not have an exclamation point at the end, which would mean that they were remarking how happy they were i didnt post. but it didnt, so here i am.  anyways...

i have decided to write about spanish television/radio 

in one word, its hilarious

first of all, telenovelas LOVE THEM to death (most of the time) so funny and dramatic, much better than american soap operas (which suck balls) but the best part of them is the commercials.  honestly, they are some of the funniest shit i have ever seen in my entire life.  most notable 2 are as follows:

1) the water bra thing

so basically, there was a commercial where this woman and her husband go to meet their friend at a cafe and they are sitting there waiting for her and then she walks in and the husband is like OMG look at her boobs, they got bigger what happened? did you get implants? and the wife was like they look great! how did you do it? and shes all like no its this new bra! and you had to see it..but it was just hilarious. and then there were pictures of like people throwing their bras out and replacing them with this new one. SO good

2) the ass enhancing underwear?

so this commercial started off like "do you want to make your ass look nicer" and stuff like that.  maybe make it fuller, make your thighs look slimmer? all that jazz, then it goes on to talk about how this works with every jeans, and the boys will love it (flip to a clip of a bunch of girls walking down the street, a guy is staring at them as they walk and he trips over a bush and falls flat on his face) very funny stuff. 

 honestly, americans should make commercials like this.  the latinos know what they are doing when we put these blunt advertisements on TV. its genius.  

however, on the radio, not so much...spanish radio (99.1 FM) although good it is literally like 1 song per 10 commercials. so yeah...between 99.1 and 99.5 its a radio disaster. its even worse when the commercials are matched up though.  thats when you should invest in an ipod jack for your car.  they are lifesavers, unless your ipod gets stolen. then i feel your pain. it really hurts. im slowly dying without mine. (R.I.P aiden (that was his name))

so its 1145 and i need to go to sleep. so that was my fast post for today, more to come soon probably

sorry to my (probably) small fan base (flight of the conchords reference, very obscure) for not posting in so long (even though its probably brennan posting anonymously to make me think i have more fans than i really do, even though the majority of the comments i get are either creepy or just mean...)

but anyways goodnight for today!